Friday, July 11, 2008

The Great Brooklyn Bed Bug Scare



Thank you, Brooklyn, for your bed bug registry websites and your bed bug scares and your making me ask my broker about bed bugs.

My roommate found this in our bathroom. It's tiny. Super tiny. First reaction? Bed bug.

After a few ghost itches and freakouts involving moths, we did that thing you're not supposed to do where you research bed bugs. Then we found out it's just a "spider beetle," and that people in Brooklyn freak out when they see them and think they're bed bugs.

Again. Thank you, Brooklyn, and fuck you.

EDIT: We even caged the bastard in a plastic prison. Just in case.

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